{"product_id":"urotuning-greenstage-ev-conversion-kit-audi-b9-2-0t-3-0t-uro-ev-audi","title":"UroTuning GreenStage EV Conversion Kit - Audi B9 2.0T \/ 3.0T","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; width: 100%; color: #1a1a1a; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #0a0a0a; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px 24px; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 4px; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; color: #22c55e;\"\u003eAudi B9 - A4 \/ A5 \/ S4 \/ S5 \/ Q5\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0 4px; font-size: 13px; font-style: italic; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.45);\"\u003e\"Your timing chain already wanted to retire anyway.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0 0; font-size: 14px; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.6); line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eWe respect the B9. We really do. But we've also spent enough time on the phone with you after your second timing chain job to know that the EA888 or the EA839 has been playing you. The GreenStage B9 kit is for the owner who's done explaining to their service advisor what a timing chain tensioner is. Done paying $180\/hr for a diagnosis that ends in \"software update.\" Done. Just electrons now. Clean, quiet, drama-free electrons. Your Audi dealership will not understand what you've done, and honestly, good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f0fdf4; border: 1px solid #bbf7d0; border-radius: 8px; padding: 12px 16px; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 13px; color: #166534; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this void your warranty?\u003c\/strong\u003e You don't have one. It expired three owners ago. Move on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; border: 1px solid #e5e5e5; border-radius: 8px; padding: 16px 20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; color: #888;\"\u003eWhat's Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0; list-style: none;\"\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; padding: 5px 0 5px 16px; position: relative; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"position: absolute; left: 0; top: 10px; width: 6px; height: 6px; border-radius: 50%; background: #22c55e; display: inline-block;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eStage 1 Engine Delete - EA888 (A4\/A5) \/ EA839 (S4\/S5\/SQ5) \u003cem\u003e(\"it sparks joy when it's gone\")\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; padding: 5px 0 5px 16px; position: relative; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"position: absolute; left: 0; top: 10px; width: 6px; height: 6px; border-radius: 50%; background: #22c55e; display: inline-block;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eB9-specific motor mount adapter plate (CNC machined - yes, actually, unlike some brands we won't name)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; padding: 5px 0 5px 16px; position: relative; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"position: absolute; left: 0; top: 10px; width: 6px; height: 6px; border-radius: 50%; background: #22c55e; display: inline-block;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGreenStage Battery Tray - fits perfectly where your catalytic converter used to be, rest in peace\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; padding: 5px 0 5px 16px; position: relative; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"position: absolute; left: 0; top: 10px; width: 6px; height: 6px; border-radius: 50%; background: #22c55e; display: inline-block;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEV Sound Module B9 Edition - \"fake mild hybrid whine\" so it still sounds vaguely like Audi\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; padding: 5px 0 5px 16px; position: relative; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"position: absolute; left: 0; top: 10px; width: 6px; height: 6px; border-radius: 50%; background: #22c55e; display: inline-block;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eVirtual Cockpit \"Battery %\" gauge integration (actually just a sticker, but a very nice one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; border: 1px solid #e5e5e5; border-radius: 8px; padding: 16px 20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; color: #888;\"\u003eClaimed Specs\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"color: #888; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; width: 50%; vertical-align: top;\"\u003eHorsepower\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"color: #888; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003equattro Compatible\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\"Sort of\" - we're working on it\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"color: #888; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003eOil Changes Required\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003eZero. Read it again. Zero.\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"color: #888; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003eCarbon Buildup\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #efefef; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background: #dcfce7; color: #166534; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 700; padding: 2px 7px; border-radius: 3px; letter-spacing: 0.05em;\"\u003eDELETED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"color: #888; padding: 6px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003eWarranty\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background: #fee2e2; color: #991b1b; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 700; padding: 2px 7px; border-radius: 3px;\"\u003eLOL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #0a0a0a; border-radius: 8px; padding: 14px 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 11px; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.3); letter-spacing: 0.05em;\"\u003e*April Fool's. Please do not delete your engine. We still need your business. Happy April 1st from everyone at UroTuning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UroTuning EV","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50093069697217,"sku":"URO-EV-AUDI","price":69990.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0005\/7773\/2663\/files\/ChatGPTImageMar30_2026_01_00_28PM.png?v=1776856618","url":"https:\/\/www.urotuning.com\/products\/urotuning-greenstage-ev-conversion-kit-audi-b9-2-0t-3-0t-uro-ev-audi","provider":"UroTuning","version":"1.0","type":"link"}